Well, that’s what I tell myself, anyway.
Often as not it’s just a lack of time or care.
The classic example is going on holiday bang at the most tricksy moment as far as the vegetable garden is concerned. Without enough watering plants become vulnerable and even if you leave them to the neighbour, neighbours tend not to be as vigilant. As a result plants become weak and then its not long before disaster strikes.
Obviously, the sensible thing to do in such circumstances is to HIDE THE EVIDENCE.
But, in the interests of honesty, I am going to reveal this year’s most embarrassing failures:
The cucumber which the husband bought on the spur of the moment and I planted up a trellis.
What went wrong I planted it too close to the squash and nasturtiums.
Result It was quickly overtaken by the above, never got enough light and no fruits formed.
Verdict willful blindness
The aubergine another snap purchase by spouse
What went wrong I left the pot at ground level and over August forgot to ask the neighbour to make sure to water and feed it well.
Result Three split, dessicated husks of eggplant.
Verdict Near death by misadventure
The radishes sown from seed
What went wrong The first two pickings were a great success and then not only did I fail to sow more but I forgot to harvest them before the summer holidays
Result Twisted turnip sized monster radish that were useless to both man and beast
Verdict Criminal negligence
The self-loathing such failures engender is nothing compared to the embarrassment at being found out. But, there again, perhaps it offers a little comforting schadenfreude to others.
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